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Broccoli.tv for kids and preschool
The vegetable children famously refuse, which makes it funny rather than preachy.
Why it holds up
A kids channel named Broccoli is making a joke the audience is already in on. Children's brands that acknowledge the child's point of view get chosen; ones that lecture get imposed and then abandoned.
Naming rule for kids and preschool: Two or three syllables, soft consonants, an animal or object a child can draw.
On air
Working tagline: Eat your greens. Or don't.
| Channel bug | BROCCOLI — 8 letters, legible at 32px |
| Spoken length | 3 syllables |
| As a mark | Tree-like florets — a natural fractal. Distinctive enough that no other food is ever mistaken for it in silhouette. |
| Status | Available — Escrow.com |
Broccoli in other categories
The same word, argued for a different room. Categories not listed are ones where the argument would be thin — and a thin argument is not worth your money.