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Broccoli.tv for comedy
Three syllables, hard consonants, and an instantly recognisable comic grievance.
Why it holds up
Broccoli is the canonical thing nobody wants to eat, which is a complete comic premise in one word. The name gets a reaction before a single frame plays.
Naming rule for comedy: The name should get a reaction before the content starts.
On air
Working tagline: Nobody asked for this.
| Channel bug | BROCCOLI — 8 letters, legible at 32px |
| Spoken length | 3 syllables |
| As a mark | Tree-like florets — a natural fractal. Distinctive enough that no other food is ever mistaken for it in silhouette. |
| Status | Available — make an offer |
Broccoli in other categories
The same word, argued for a different room. Categories not listed are ones where the argument would be thin — and a thin argument is not worth your money.