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Spinach.tv for kids and preschool
The vegetable children famously refuse — which is why it is funny rather than worthy.
Why it holds up
A kids channel named Spinach is in on the joke from the first frame. That self-awareness is what separates children's brands kids actually choose from ones parents impose on them.
Naming rule for kids and preschool: Two or three syllables, soft consonants, an animal or object a child can draw.
On air
Working tagline: Try it once.
| Channel bug | SPINACH — 7 letters, legible at 32px |
| Spoken length | 2 syllables |
| As a mark | Dark serrated leaf — the most graphically distinct green on the shelf. Reads at bug size in a single colour. |
| Status | Available — Escrow.com |
Spinach in other categories
The same word, argued for a different room. Categories not listed are ones where the argument would be thin — and a thin argument is not worth your money.